In Pizza We Crust

coolscar:

cyandye:

coolscar:

*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

*plankton voice* hand it over krabs

*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton 

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"I lost my innocence very young and it had nothing to do with sex."

Jennifer Elisabeth
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squeakykins:

is that a THREAT

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troyesivan:

keinepopsongs:

An elephant got caught on security camera picking up trash and putting it in a garbage can

IT APPEARS THAT A CLUMSY, ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSCIOUS ELEPHANT HAS STOLEN MY HEART

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asmileasbigasthemoon:

jaxongardner:

Phil Lewis guest stars on Jessie

I like to imagine that Moseby just calls the boys and gossips with them on the regular like its nbd and this makes it ALL THE BETTER

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troubleb:

takethedamncash:

This astronomical watch accurately tracks the position of the six planets visible from Earth. You can look down at your wrist at any time and know exactly where you are in the universe. (Also tells the time just in case you wanted that too) See more here

#ThingsSomebodyShouldBuyMe

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deathpup:

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babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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hqlle:

jamesdeenhateclub:

americans are u aware that ur using the word wrong

man shut up i swearta god with yall lil ugly hard ass cookies

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